Thursday, May 20, 2010

Take Everything You Read With One

I don't know everything. Because I know I don't know everything, I ask that you consider everything you read here as an opinion and weigh it as such.

Example: Velociraptors make awesome babysitters!

You may not agree with that opinion but I do, in fact, think Velociraptors would make AWESOME babysitters. They never ask for money up-front, never call and annoy you when you're out, and are usually inclined to eat the child(ren) in lieu of payment, making them the last babysitter you'll ever need.

Not everything I write will be as retarded as that, but some of it surely will. And even though this is called the "Daily Grain," the likelihood is that I will simply forget about it for months at a time. So if you check back in daily, I hope you have amnesia. Or like reruns.

Some days I might update several times. Consider these caffeinated bursts of pseudo-creativity as miracles. Like finding Jesus on your bran muffin and selling him on eBay.

I hope you find this stuff as useless as I do. Blogs are mental diarrhea for the most part, and this one will be no different.

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